How does this relate to me?

I got to enjoy a luxurious weekend on Big Island and here I still had to think about my science homework. One of things that I relished watching my dad surf and stand up paddling in the river

. Now you're going to wonder about how the hell does this relate to physics. You have to think broader, this involves MOTION. But all motion is relative depending upon the perspective you see it from. In this scenario, I would say I'm a pretty good surfer because RELATIVE to the surfboard I didnt even budge. I was able to stand up the entire time. However relative to the ocean I was constantly moving, not a moment I was still. Just to confuse you I was moving and not moving at the SAME TIME. muahaha!